Hilarioscopes with Lady Briley

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AQUARIUS ~ 1/20 - 2/18

You will find the road less traveled crowded, so pack a lunch.

PISCES ~ 2/19 - 3/20

The sun is in your fifth house of abundance, which means you need to get some curtains and wear sunscreen.

ARIES ~ 3/21 - 4/19

The dream you have this week will reveal who killed Roger Rabbit.

TAURUS ~ 4/20 - 5/20

The color of your love interest’s eyes will determine if they can be faithful.

GEMINI ~ 5/21 - 6/20

There will be turmoil at the hair salon, avoid permanent dyes or bleaching.

CANCER ~ 6/21 - 7/22

Pay attention to details. Someone just added an extra clause in the friendship contract.

LEO ~ 7/23 - 8/22

Be prepared to find a rare Pokémon in your closet.

VIRGO ~ 8/23 - 9/23

The moon in retrograde enhances your credit score. Get that car you've always wanted.

LIBRA~ 9/24 - 10/22

Take a walk in the park and listen to the squirrels argue.

SCORPIO ~ 10/23 - 11/21

Get ready to open new doors. The old ones were damaged.

SAGITTARIUS ~ 11/22 - 12/21

Stay in touch with a loved one. They have your house keys.

CAPRICORN ~ 12/22 - 1/19

Remove the leftover meatloaf from your fridge. It's no longer recognized as food.